I come hither to my favorite fuel repository, at least thrice a fortnight. and behold! Treachery! for though I am known within these halls and the many serfs that attend them know mine name, this wretched goblin persists his inquisition for my identification. Away! AWAY foul goblin, I had no quarrel with thee, but if thou seek to impede my night of merrimaking, then I abjure thee, and SCOURGE thy mind with my wonderous power! 

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